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Once upon a time there was a little house on top of a hill. In this house lived an old man with his wife. One day when they woke up early at 11 am his wife said to her husband.

“My dear, would you please go to the kitchen and make some breakfast for me?” she asked.

Her words sound too nice to be true and man realized he is still dreaming. When he really woke up his big wife said.

“Yo, man. Get out of bed and make some food for me” and she pushed him out of bed on floor. Such a sweet wife. So he gets up from the floor and crawled into the kitchen. Because his cooking skills were less then basic he used magic mug. He put mug on the table and said

“Hey, magic mug. Please make some food for my ever-hungry wife, so she won’t eat me.” he begged mug.

The man was kind of hoping, that the mug will make least chicken soup, but the mug was an old model and all what knows to make was pudding. On bottom of mug appear pudding and very slowly grown. When man seen how fast its going, he took the newspaper and go to visit rest room.

He sits in the rest room and read story about smart guy who put water on coffee, asleep and burned house.

“How people can be so irresponsible?” wander man and entirely forgot about mug in kitchen.

Mug didn’t forget about its own job and when he made itself full of pudding, he starts filling kitchen with it.

After half hour wife in bedroom lost her patience and she decided to check out the breakfast. After many years she first time get out of the bed and because she was 300 pounds heavy she done miracle by this move.

When she open the door to kitchen, the pudding already reach top of the room and now splash the women out of house through the window. Because house was standing on top of the hill, pudding took this sweet and big lady down to the river and after few weeks she reach ocean. She was out of luck and very soon one shark discovered his launch. Because she was so big he better call entire family of sharks to help him take care of this big lady.

But back in time when she was taken away by her own breakfast, her husband attempt to get out of restroom. When he tried to open the door it was stuck by press of pudding. Only one bright idea came on his mind. He open the door little bit and start eat this pudding. When he ate enough of it, he was finally able to open the door and he found his house filled up to the roof with pudding.

“Well, I am sure I am not a good cook” he said and then he started cleaning house. After one month he was done eating all of this pudding. Now the old man was looking like basketball but thousand times bigger. He didn’t walk anymore but he was rolling on the floor. He couldn’t get out of his house because his door was too small. After a few times when he rolled through house and hit the door, he finally shoots off the door with big part of the wall and he was free. For a moment.

Now start the biggest adventure of his life. As we already know the house was on top of the hill and the old man has no chance of stopping his movement after he knocked out the door. In growing speed he rolled down to the creek and then he continued rolling across the world.

“Look man, some big meatball rolling downhill toward our town” shouted guy standing on the square.

“That’s not a meatball dude, that’s puddingball” corrected another man.

Their chat was cut off by the big man who rolled over those guys.

As he continued his forced trip around the world he grounded many towns and cities and one day he reached ocean. He has seen his wife once again. Actually he saw only her bones. Because he was like a balloon he rolled over the ocean on surface and he didn’t drown. And then he finally reached the end of the world and fall down over edge.

Some nights when sky will be clear and you will look up, you can see a big shining star right beside of the moon. If you will use a telescope you will find out that it is not just big rock but it is the old man who ate too much pudding.